Boat Race Fans Mugs

We annihilated the opposition!

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Cannonball!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

A Stampedalo.

Formula One car origami

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Pig Trotter

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'I believe you were first.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

"I want to report a race crime.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Dog Scalextric

The Race

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Fast food