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'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"Have you ever thought about climbing the highest mountain?"

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

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"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

The Battle of the Pictures.

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

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'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'This chicken has no taste or character.' 'I thought you wanted to eat it, not offer it a job.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"A vibrant imagination is an excellent quality for the job...but not the CV."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'I want a classic that reveals eternal truths, absolute justice and moral courage without challenging my basic prejudices.'