Boastful Spirit Pillows

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

Gender Equality

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Bears catching fish

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Snowman

Balancing two espresso martinis

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Thank you bubbles

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Phoenix

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Tiger Costume

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Dog retriving Frisbee

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Clown walks balloon dog

Remote Control Duck

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!