Boastful Spirit Pillows

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

Gender Equality

Chase me, chase me cows.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Bears catching fish

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

10 K Tail-Chase

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Snowman

Dog Park / Cat Park

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Thank you bubbles

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"I know it is of this earth...."

Phoenix

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Dog retriving Frisbee

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Tiger Costume

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Remote Control Duck

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Clown walks balloon dog

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.