Cheerful Spirit Pillows

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

Christmas Tree Hat

Man in a red jumper

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Bears catching fish

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Dog Park / Cat Park

Snowman

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Thank you bubbles

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Phoenix

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"I know it is of this earth...."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Dog retriving Frisbee

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Tiger Costume