Cheerful Spirit Mugs

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

Christmas Tree Hat

Man in a red jumper

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Bears catching fish

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

10 K Tail-Chase

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Balancing two espresso martinis

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Snowman

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Thank you bubbles

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."