Boastful Bird Watcher T-Shirts

'Yes, I've been up at the crack of dawn my whole life: Seen every single sunrise...'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

French Early Bird

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

Nevermore!

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

"It's five o'clock somewhere."

The Browntail Craptor

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

Pencil Peaock

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VII

"That must be earlier worm."

High Wire Act and Birds

'Take no notice. He's bound to be gay with an outfit like that.'

'How many times have I told you? Huh? How many times? ... No playing ball in the nest!'

The Roadrunner

Restroom.

Lion tamer feeding birds.

Pigeons are evil,

'Dang! We make a couple of stupid errors, and here come the boo birds.'

"Not unless they're gluten-free bread crumbs."

"The Foie Gras parfait sounds nice, and the ox cheek daube with star anise. But we've decided to go for the leftovers."

"Stay away from those ... they're fruitcake crumbs."