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'Yes, I've been up at the crack of dawn my whole life: Seen every single sunrise...'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

French Early Bird

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Nevermore!

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

Pencil Peaock

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

The Browntail Craptor

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

"It's five o'clock somewhere."

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

High Wire Act and Birds

'Take no notice. He's bound to be gay with an outfit like that.'

"That must be earlier worm."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VII

'How many times have I told you? Huh? How many times? ... No playing ball in the nest!'

'Dang! We make a couple of stupid errors, and here come the boo birds.'

Pigeons are evil,

"Stay away from those ... they're fruitcake crumbs."

"The Foie Gras parfait sounds nice, and the ox cheek daube with star anise. But we've decided to go for the leftovers."

"Not unless they're gluten-free bread crumbs."

"Take your time."