Boaster Appreciator Pillows

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Turtle Hat

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

Old-fashioned computer

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"...but, seriously..."

'It's a hybrid.'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'I've become a victim of my own success. I'm starting to crack myself up.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

'They tricked us, Jake. There's no casino on this ship.'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Bear offering salmon a short cut.

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

"Have you got it in beige?"

Have you installed the heater?

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

Fakir's dog sleeping on a bed of nails.

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'