Boaster Appreciator Pillows

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Turtle Hat

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

Old-fashioned computer

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'It's a hybrid.'

"...but, seriously..."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

'They tricked us, Jake. There's no casino on this ship.'

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"Have you got it in beige?"

Bear offering salmon a short cut.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

Have you installed the heater?

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

Fakir's dog sleeping on a bed of nails.

'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."