Boardroom Summit Adventurer Gifts

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I have been hearing some disturbing comments about you, Parker, some of your employees think you're a nice guy!'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

Pin the blame on the donkey.

Takeovers.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'