Boardroom Napper Gifts

"I can honestly say I feel really refreshed after that presentation. I slept all the way through it!"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

Pie Charts, Inc.

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'Look at my huge salary as inspiration to you...'

"I need to know that everyone is prepared to play ball with this one."

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'I've got a board meeting!'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'It's lonely at the top.'

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

"I thought it was about time we had a clear the air meeting."

"Since we are all swamped, I've decided to bring in a consultant."

"Why is everyone's valuable input so stupid?"

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Maureen, A pillow."