Boardroom Jazz Lover Gifts

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Louis Armstrong

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Mardi Gras

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Radiator jazz player

Chano Pozo,

Saxophone Player.

Dynamite little combo

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Bryan Ferry

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Piano Keyboard

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Six jazz instruments.

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

Quartet.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"