Boardroom Jazz Lover Gifts

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Mardi Gras

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

Jazz is Invented

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Dynamite little combo

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Bryan Ferry

Piano Keyboard

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Six jazz instruments.

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

Quartet.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Play 'Misty' for me."