Boardroom Diva Gifts

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Who wants the talking stick?'

"Finally we have something in common...mutual distrust."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

'That's three 'ayes', two 'nays', one abstention, and one 'go jump in the lake'.'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"I'd like you to fly the flag for the company Benson, albeit at half mast..."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Reluctant Directorship.

"That's settled, then. We'll lower our standards to meet the competition."

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'