Board Game Night Host Gifts

"Let's flip for it, heads I win, tails, you lose."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Little league world series of poker.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Playing cards.

'Checkmate I think!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'