Board Game Night Host Gifts

"Let's flip for it, heads I win, tails, you lose."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Little league world series of poker.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Playing cards.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

'Checkmate I think!'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."