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"Um, O.K., yes, Boardwalk for Connecticut Avenue."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'How about a game of cards?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"The knights of the round accent table"

Sweep the board.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Tic-tac-toe

scrabble love

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'