Blurry Sight Survivor Prints

"Okay, forget the second line. Can you read the first line?"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

Tunnel of lurve

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

The seeing-eye cat.

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'Well, if a dog's going to beg, that's the way to do it.'

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

'Okay, I admit the photo I sent you wasn't that recent, and I'm not really a male model. But everything else is true!'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

Human Error, Stupid (computers)

Male pattern damnation

"Your dad sure is a sport! Guess what he slipped me??"

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

'Yes, I know you sent me your photo before we met. But, I just assumed it was out of focus.'

'Just looking, thanks.'

"Of all the hundreds of islands I could get washed up on, I get to land on Hell's Island."

Clancy: Coot of a Day

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.