Blues Music Gifts

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

"It would sound more bluesy if you used the 'Devil's Interval'."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Algorithm Oh Blues Bar

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

Delta Variant Blues

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

Modern Life Blues

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Blues consultant.

'I'll start with a Blues tune about my woman leaving me and follow up with one about community property.'

'Ah got them, 'missed-,mah-margin-crawl when the city defaulted on mah tax-free-municipal-bonds-blues'.'

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Suburban blues legends

Bonnie Raitt

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Piano Keyboard

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Blues artis's daily list

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!