Blues Lover Gifts

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

The devil looking at the 'soul' section in a music shop

'Used to sing the blues. Started popping Prozac and lost everything.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

"Wow! Blue toilet water"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'

'This next song's a little bluesy number about Ebola research.'

The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing but the blues.

Muddy Waters.

Singing the tax blues

"So what you're sayin' is - you're has up and gone left you - you're has up and gone left you?"

Piano Keyboard

"This one is about feeling blue because I haven't paid my dues yet."

Blues Nite Pub

"Woke up this morning - got those ice-floe-shrinking bipolar blues."

Social Media Blues

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

Lazy Blues Man

". . . Woke up this mornin', and had the blues - couldn't afford prescription for anti-depressants!"

Algorithm Oh Blues Bar

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

Why do jazz singers always have the blues?

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'I woke up this morning, my honey was gone.'

'Would you like me to sing you the news?'

Accounting department open mic.

"Gonna eat me a city, suburbs and all, chomp on the downtown, gnaw on a mall."

"This song is for anyone who has ever loved and lost in the market."

Blues Night.

"This next blues is for all of you out there familiar with the increasing regulation of the financial sector."

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.