Blues Cruise Adventurer Prints

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cycling with a harp case

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Three people playing on the same flute.

'Boat Launch'

'This MUST be our ship!'

Streetcar in New Orleans

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

'I can't get them to leave. They want to sign up for another cruise.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."

Cornucopia Horns.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

This is our great new cruise to the Middle East - 40 days and 40 nights.

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

'One week on a boat, one day on a dinky island, then another whole week on the same monster ship, and you call it a vacation?'

Crunk

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'