Blues Cruise Adventurer Pillows

"They didn't tell us this blues cruise actually gives you the blues."

Louis Armstrong

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cycling with a harp case

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'I can't get them to leave. They want to sign up for another cruise.'

Streetcar in New Orleans

'This MUST be our ship!'

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

'Boat Launch'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

Three people playing on the same flute.

"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

The Bonvoy Age...

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

This is our great new cruise to the Middle East - 40 days and 40 nights.

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"

Crunk

Not the Love Boat.

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"