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"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"Do me next."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The Worm Charmer

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Bird Torture.

Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I think he's lonely.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'You reek of crackers.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."