Blueberry Buddy Prints

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"Do me next."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The Worm Charmer

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Bird Torture.

Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I think he's lonely.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'You reek of crackers.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

The Sensitive Dude.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"Will you call me?"