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'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Will I lose my hare?"

'You reek of crackers.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."