Blue-blooded Coder Mugs

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Baby Screen Time

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Inventor of Morse Code

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

Education.

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."