Blossom Warrior Gifts

Ban on Free Speech

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Rose Garden

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Gardening#2

Roses

"I've seen a tulip before."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Censorship is killing free society.

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Everything's coming up roses!

Dreams of Spring...

Bridezilla

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

'Jenkins came back from his vacation a little too decompressed.'

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

'I'm really worried Doc. I'm beginning to feel quite good about myself!'

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

"I get uncomfortable around comfort food."

"Cheer up. You're not as nutty as most of the whack-jobs I see."

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

Second marriage vows.

'That plant food really works!'

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

'Chelsea Flower Show.'

Mr Happy

"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."