Blood Moon Believer T-Shirts

"Is that it? Blood Moon! I'm somewhat disappointed!"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Fishing for Birds

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Fairy Vet

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Thought Cloud

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

Football Delivery

'We're counting any daydreaming in the office as vacation time.'

I Drew a Hot Guy

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'