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'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"So what blood group are you?"

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

Blood Donor

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Vikings trying to get in - "Calm yourselves the jumble sale doesn't start for another five minutes."

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

Man taking Black Pudding to a Blood Bank

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

Dr. Acula

A vein of vampires

Operating Room.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

Blood Bank