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To bolster the nation's blood supply, the Red Cross genetically engineers giant mosquitoes that instinctively deposit their loads in a blood bank.

The Dorrie Decimal System

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Isabel Allende

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

Hotness

"So what blood group are you?"

Men drinking

Pet Hobbies

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration.

Blood donor centre

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Blood Donor

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

The Doomed Character

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Man taking Black Pudding to a Blood Bank

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY