Bloke Brigade Pillows

White Cliffs of Dover

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

The Drummer

Cheesie Rider

Electricity Bills

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Brownie Points

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

I rhyme today for I feel great cheer. Listen up, people. I am truly moved. The greatest three words a man can hear. You are pre-approved! Hail the bard of the home-loan sonnet.

The not so easy rider...

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

Piñata attack

End of the world insurance.

Bikers; Cat and Mouse hang on for dear life.

It's that danged telemarketer again.

'They are interested! See them looking at our reflections in that shop window?'

The faculties new biker gang dress code dramatically reduced discipline problems at Welsner Junior High.

The Happiest Hen of Accrington

Kids on board

'Lads mags - New-lads mags - Post-lads mags'

'He was a rebel to the end.'