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"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

"Is it just me, or is this year's block party lousy with alter boys?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Green Balloon

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

First Word

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.