"Your dad sure is a sport! Guess what he slipped me??"
Blind Date Survivors Pillows
Add humor and comfort with a playful pillow that celebrates a survivor’s resilience—perfect for unwinding after a memorable blind date adventure.
Tunnel of lurve
"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"
'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'
"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"
'He's narrating it, I just know it.'
"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."
"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."
"Your profile said you were a dog."
'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'
"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."
"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."
"You're not at all like your answering machine."
A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.
"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."
"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"
"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."
"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"
"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"
As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!
Gee, this is my lucky night. You see, when it comes to women, I'm not a leg man; I'm not a breast man; I'm a punctuation man. ! !
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.
"So tell me again where you're from."
'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'
Are you sure that's not your age?
"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."
'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'
"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"
'You must be Olivia.'
Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."
'Are you fit, attractive male...?'
'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'
'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'
'Hey, what is this? You said tall, dark and handsome!'
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