Blimp Aficionado Gifts

Giant trump blimp

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

"Here's the weak point."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Defensive EU

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

Mr Winter.

"The bird feeder is empty again."

'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

Parakeet Quarrels

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

The Arrival of Winter.

A blimp falls in love with a fat man.

Good Year Blimp.

Man! Talk about poker faces.

"Hey! That's the car's antenna!"

'I don't think there IS such a thing as low-fat whales.'

'It happens every time I go over a bump.'

"Dad! I got a balloon from the airshow!"