Blimp Aficionado Gifts

Giant trump blimp

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

"Here's the weak point."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

The Goodyear Blimp/Not having a good year blimp.

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Defensive EU

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

"The bird feeder is empty again."

Mr Winter.

'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

Good Year Blimp.

The Arrival of Winter.

Parakeet Quarrels

A blimp falls in love with a fat man.

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

Man! Talk about poker faces.

"Hey! That's the car's antenna!"

'It happens every time I go over a bump.'

"Dad! I got a balloon from the airshow!"