Blessing Bandit Gifts

BLESS YOU

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

White Collar Crime.

Cookie Surveillance

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Nannies Of The Old West

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Cookie Thief

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

A dog biscuit

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!