Blended Family Balancer Prints

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

State Budget.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Yoga To-Do

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

The Costs Of Doing War.

Run in the Family

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

The economy and the environment.

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

Recession mathematical equation.

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'