Blended Family Buffs Prints

That's your third smoothie. Why such a big fan? I come from a blended family.

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"If there are no objections..."

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

'Will you marry us?'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

'Hi! New daddy!'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

Multimarriages-phobia.

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

"...failing is ok."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was young."