Life Balancer Prints

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Retiring from the rat race

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

Yoga To-Do

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

Worried too much/Worried too little

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Husband gets home from work feeling dejected whilst wife is relaxing with friends.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"My wife and I are trying for a baby...."

'The stress is killing me...what price can you put on a WASTED life. . . and what about the impotence?'

"Can someone take over here? I have to go to a parent-teacher conference."

You can have your highway of life. I prefer the parking lot of life.

"If nothing ever happened that was bad, would we appreciate what we had?" "I guess it can be hard to devour all sweet without sour!"

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Golfing Boss

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Work Parfait

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Born In Captivity.

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."