Balancing Life Prints

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Yoga To-Do

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Tightrope Walker.

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

"I'm really behind on all my living."

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

Student wrestling with life issues.

"My wife and I are trying for a baby...."

'The stress is killing me...what price can you put on a WASTED life. . . and what about the impotence?'

"With the help of Workaholics Anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

"Can someone take over here? I have to go to a parent-teacher conference."

"Your wife tells me that you are a workaholic."