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"Quit hogging the covers!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Electric Blanket.

Artists of the wild west.

Am Awful Crammer.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

BLESS YOU

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"You're stealing the blanket."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Crime section.

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

Plagiarism

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

Backpackers.