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"Quit hogging the covers!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Electric Blanket.

Artists of the wild west.

Am Awful Crammer.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

BLESS YOU

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Frost advisory tonight.

"You're stealing the blanket."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Crime section.

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

Plagiarism

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'