Blank Canvas Visionary Mugs

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Pavement Artist

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Artistic Licence.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Stage producer.

"I'm ahead of my time."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Son of Alien.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

The World's First Taxi...

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

Holier Than Thou

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

Rodin's Collapsed Deck-Chair

'He's so creative.'

And thus the concept of artistic propaganda is born.