Blank Canvas Visionary Prints

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Pavement Artist

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Artistic Licence.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Stage producer.

"I'm ahead of my time."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Son of Alien.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

The World's First Taxi...

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Holier Than Thou

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

'He's so creative.'

"Great! Now slightly more awkward, frigid, and dead inside."