Blackberry Fans Pillows

Supermarket staff using Blackberries at specially created shelving area between fruit and vegetables.

The First Fire Stick

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Monster Baseball

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'The nurse wanted you to pee in THIS type of cup.'

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

What would happen if Shakespeare lived centuries later and tried being a baseball umpire? Out, damned spot! Out, I say! Can you explain the infield fly rule. It is madness yet there is method in it! What's in a name? A rose by any other name would hit as sweet! Fair is foul, and foul is fair. You should stick to writing.

'Talk to my lawyer.'

Sports Medicine.

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Safe!'

T-Rex Baseball

"My dad is more into technology than sports. I dropped a ball today, so he thinks my mitt has a virus."

I use the word "batter" when talking about either of my two favorite things, pancakes and baseball!

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

A Not So Grand Slam.

At spring training.

Mom Umpires

'He supports 3 strikes and you're out.'

"Your inability to turn off your critical voice, combined with your fear of disappointing your overbearing, demanding father, is causing you to lose faith in your fastball."

She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game.

Who won what game?

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

"That was two what?"

"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"