Blackberry Fans Pillows

The First Fire Stick

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Monster Baseball

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Talk to my lawyer.'

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

A Not So Grand Slam.

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Safe!'

"My dad is more into technology than sports. I dropped a ball today, so he thinks my mitt has a virus."

T-Rex Baseball

'He supports 3 strikes and you're out.'

"Your inability to turn off your critical voice, combined with your fear of disappointing your overbearing, demanding father, is causing you to lose faith in your fastball."

"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"

She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game.

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"That was two what?"