Black Sheep Of The Family T-Shirts

"This is your second cousin Armando. He was an artist."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Bad dog."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Static cling."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'We'll take it!'

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

A cow ventriloquist.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"He wants a second opinion."

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Sheepdog Security

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

Lambo

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

God builds the first lawn mower.

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Billy was conflicted and confused.

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

"I hate my new job: The flock has two rather troublesome blacksheep..."

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'

Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.

My feet were cold.

'That's all you care? The first time you see me sheared you want out?'

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."