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'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

Guacho Marx never fit in with his New York cousins.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Sheep Ledger

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Static cling."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A cow ventriloquist.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Sheepdog Security

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

The Sheepdog Trials

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'I didn't sleep a wink. I was counting sheep all night.'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree