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'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

Guacho Marx never fit in with his New York cousins.

Billy was conflicted and confused.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Sheep Ledger

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Static cling."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

A cow ventriloquist.

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Sheepdog Security

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

Sheep gang up on the sheep dog.

The Sheepdog Trials