Black Magic Dabblers Prints

Dave wasn't quite over the break-up yet.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Painting

'Please enter your pin now.'

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

My first mistake.

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

"What a midfield wizard!"

'I'd like to get back to nature...'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

Deja Voodoo.

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

'It's just a first draft.'

EEK! You've got hat hair!

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'

'Awhile back I wouldn't tell what I read. I'm ready now...I read Tea Leaves.'

Man sees sign at fortune teller featuring mind reading and mind boggling

Coffee Clouds Rain in a Teacup

Now WHERE did I leave my memory stick..?

"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?"

Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?'

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'