Divination Dabbler Prints

'Awhile back I wouldn't tell what I read. I'm ready now...I read Tea Leaves.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

The Screeeen!

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?