Digital Dabblers Prints

Now WHERE did I leave my memory stick..?

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Socially distanced sledding

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

My first mistake.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'I'd like to get back to nature...'

The Screeeen!

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

"The Real Dot Com."

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'