Bizarre Celebration Fan Pillows

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Old-fashioned computer

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

French Animal Noises.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

PINATA SURPRISE!

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

Happy birthday Batman! We baked you an upside-down cake!

'Hey, all right, they got a keg.'

Halloween pumpkin

'Wow. What a party animal!'

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

Christmas Star

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

Cocktails for dogs

Dish and spoon run away from a takeaway.

"All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names..."

'The first ears you made were insufficiently pink and fuzzy, so their destruction in the bathtub was actually for the best!'

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

Funeral - congratulations 1000th customer!

"Can you make it purr when I pet it?"

'Peace on Earth!'

New Year's Eve at the Vatican

"This is by far my favorite store."

Cannelloni

"Your goose is cooked."