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"My Ex met his new squeeze at a wedding. . .It was our wedding!"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Trappist Monk Discord

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Clone Factory

Trump Tariffs

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"Inactivists"

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

Prescription Drugs '96.