Bit-and-byte Buff T-Shirts

"I hope you don't mind, but the size of the file I just sent you was 198,753 gigs."

Obsession with the Internet.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Battery Lighthouse

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'It looks like our data.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

Our Computer is Up/Down.

MI5 Press Office

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'Just look'in'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

'I never forget a face.'

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

Battery Chicken.

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Paper Wasp.

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

World Battery Change

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

Asp Family

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

'Say, did you know that we actually only use a very small portion of our brain?'

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,