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'Got anything that will attract at least one of the two sexes?'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Swing me with your words."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

Bi-Curious George

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

My Name is Lucky.

Gymnastic Scores.

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'