Biscuit Taster Gifts

'The thought of your biscuits brings a lump to my throat.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Complementary Beverages

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Building a gingerbread house

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

The price or the biscuits?

"Wow, these are good!"

A complimentary biscuit

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

Doggy Bites

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Crumbs everywhere!'

The Price or the Biscuits?

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'The price or the biscuits?'

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

Eat the Author