Biscuit Negotiator Gifts

Cruel Pet Tricks

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Garlic Free Zone.

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

The price or the biscuits?

"He's a fussy eater."

A complimentary biscuit

"Wow, these are good!"

Doggy Bites

'Crumbs everywhere!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'The price or the biscuits?'

The Price or the Biscuits?

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Cookie Thief

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"